| Hello all. I know you are more than excited to hear about my day. Well, let's see, I awake at 8:00 in order to take my ailed father to the hospital. I got there just as villians from an unnamed country (besides the United States that could act as a plausible enemy to the "land of freedom") were trying to send a deadly virus through the air passages of my small, unassuming Mid-west town. I know what you're thinking, "Erin, what were you wearing?!" And, indeed, I find that the most pressing matter to address. I was wearing clothing.
Moving on. You may ask, "Erin, why did these vigilante guerillas attack your small, unassuming, Mid-west town, and how do you spell guerrilla?" Both are valid questions. Let me answer them backwards. "wonK t'noD I" They obviously attacked our town because we love justice, OBVIOUSLY! But, perhaps, just perhaps, it was something deeper. I think it was bread prices! That's right, I said it! Bread prices. They've been so high lately; I mean, what ARE you supposed to do? We have to eat?! And despite the saying, dang it, I DO live on bread alone. (Though, of course, not in the religious way. In that way, I really don't live on bread alone, but rather on the rest of the verse...which you should look up if you don't know) AND YET, I digress.
So, knowing that they were only seeking lower bread prices, I was quick on my feet and quicker in my wit and ran up to them and said, "Don't do it!" And, alas, ALACK!, they listened. That's right, yet again, I have saved the world from inevitable doom! How do I do it? Honestly, I don't know. I think it's my keen fashion sense and my vigorious life-pace. But, what can I say...not everyone can be an everyday hero. Why, if they were, then EVERYONE could have a website completely dedicated to their daily going-abouts and thoughts.
I'd like to close in a very Jerry Springer way (no, not with cousins marrying each other), with a thought of the day. My thought of the day is this:
"I really like cabbage."
I hope this thought helps and encourages you, and remember, if ever anyone threatens the world, I'm here and I'm not going anywher....oh...wait...listen, I gotta run....hopefully, I'll see you around...man,...bye. |
